Physcis, you have bested me yet again.

So Smart Ass and I are chubby folk. And we're looking to become unchubby. We decided that we'd get a treadmill and walk across various and sundry locations for kicks, and that maybe, we'd make a fun game of it. Sort of a "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" but on a treadmill. And with no bike at the end. And not as weird.
Anywho, it got here today, by freight. I have never, ever had anything delivered by freight before. But I assumed (dumbass...) that they would have big hulking men come in and carry that shit upstairs and assemble it.
No. One dude plopped it on our front porch and gave us this advice "Tip it onto the side that says "Place on This Side" and then slide it on up." Hey thanks for that invaluble advice Abigail Van Buren! I'd have been lost without it!
Lucky for us it's Wednesday, which around nerd households nation wide means, New Comic Book Day. So Radmaster Ricq came to take Smart Ass off to the CBS. Which meant he got to be the sucker to help him lug that behmoth up the stairs. The did fabulously, and didn't remove any of my drywall in the process. WOO! It is now assembled, and awaiting the breaking in.
I'm going to start by walking across Rhode Island. The Littlest State. I can probably do that. I expect I will get a ton of reading done. Which is nice.
I'm looking forward to Soup Plantation tonight. But first, I have to stop by Pottery Barn to return my Star Wars sheets.
They're too stimulating.